wurnbo:

what to do if u dislike a tumblr blogger:

• unfollow them
• done

voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there

noonelovesmeimalonelol:

photolies:

I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

why is south korea nicer than north korea?

south korea has a seoul

sluttyoliveoil:

before eating hot dogs make sure you have protection. use a condiment

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

alongcameatom:

SO ACCORDING TO ANCESTRY.COM MY ANCESTORS HELPED SET UP AND RAN THE FIRST WHORE HOUSE IN THE NEW WORLD.
YOU’RE WELCOME